life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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