Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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