Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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