You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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