at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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