I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
