He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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