at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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