no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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