Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I could fuck to npr.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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