i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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