if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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