You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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