I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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