is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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