would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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