Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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