We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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