i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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