Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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