You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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