So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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