What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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