Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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