chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You did what with his pubic hair?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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