I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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