It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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