I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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