it's like her boobs came off with her bra
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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