what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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