Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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