People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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