Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
we should paint friendship bongs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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