Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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