therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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