did you get engaged???
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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