Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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