She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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