Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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