I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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