Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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