Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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