maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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