Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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