just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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