it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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