I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
is it fun? or sober?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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