I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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