You can't motorboat a personality
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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