Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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